im-riversong:

- How are the dogs?

- Good. Oh, Winston keeps running away, but the others are adjusting.

zaynsbro:

legendxofxzach:

One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

god bless your soul

cravenaddict:

nabokovsshadows:

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

He has also recited his own poetry to them.

#dude this is why you got stabbed by all your friends

ancestor:

dilfgod:

so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and

How the fck do you recognize that

moonemojii:

When someone lies to you but you already know the truth

trriippiinngg-in-tears:

-Fall Out Blood

-Pierce The Ovaries

-Red Day

-My Chemical Hormones

-Panic! At The Uterus

-Bring Me The Tampons

-All Time Flow

-Blood On The Dance Floor

stabsolutely:

stunningpicture:

The last five remaining living individuals born in the 1800s

#brought together… for one last mission…